About Me
- About Me: I recently restored my interest in my 240sx, and after sitting dead in the driveway, I've decided to start wrenching on it again. I'm not really "building" it yet, but instead repairing all the major problems. Engine, bodywork, and interior all need to be addressed. I figure I can take all of you on the ride with me.
Video Games
- Games I Play: Project Reality, BF2, BF2142, Crysis, COD4 when I feel extra frisky
- Consoles: PC only, to hell with consoles!
- Favorite Characters: MP games don't really have characters, so..me?
- Gaming Alias: |TG| R.M.S.1.3 - gotta rep the S13
- Servers I Play On: Robert Reed's House of AIDS - 24/7 Jalalabad, Tacticalgamer.com PR server - 62 open slots, Doorman is GOD (BF2142)
- Favorite Classic Arcade Games: PAC-MAN
- Most Addictive: Project Reality
- Proudest Achievements: It's a friggin nab frabbin' game! Go outside and play damn youuu!
- Favorite Soundtrack: Ehhh, they all suck really
- Clans: |TG| - Tactical Gamer; ALL TEAMWORK, NO BULLSHIT.
High School
- School Name: Kerr High School
- Status: Alumni
- Class of: 2005
- Attended: 2001 - 2004
- Sports: Sex in the bathroom
- Organizations: Co-Chairman: People Are Stupid Club
More About Me
- Nicknames: Jesus, greasemonkey...people don't really give me nicknames. :/
- Nationality: American, soon to be "North American".. :|
- Religion: Toss all the religions in a pot, stir it up, and add FREE THOUGHT, and ya got it.
- Heroes: Every sonofabitch that has the balls to get shot at in another country for the sake of ours. Respect the troops you BASTARDS!
- Interests: Guitar (classical, acoustic, electric), Drums (metal, jazz, solo), Piano, Photoshop CS, 3D Studio Max, Wasting all my cell phone minutes changing my message greeting, Cathy Ueaolga Mankey (LOL!), Billiards (pool for you unwashed masses), VC, Nissan 240SX S13 Hatch (Chuki > Pignose), pressing the @ key, getting interrupted mid-sentence, making people laugh (rare), Wrenching on the Chuki, Filling my car interior with more parts than sit in the engine bay
- Expertise: well...if you really want to know...ask my left arm.
- Occupation: Self-Employed Bum, Auto Mechanic
- Industry: Automotive
- Website: http://www.xanga.com/J3SUS
Books
- Favorite Books: Instruction manuals, Factory Service Manuals, Jehova's witness booklets (for comic relief)
- Favorite Genres: Technical, Educational
- Favorite Quotes: "Plug the RED test lead into the "mA" or the DC10A" jack of the multimeter, as applicable; plug the BLACK test lead to the "COM" jack." - Multimeter Instruction Booklet, page 9 "The EGR valve controls the quantity of exhaust gas to be led to the intake manifold through the vertical movement of the taper valve connected to the diaphragm, to which vacuum is applied in response to the opening of the throttle valve" - 1993 240SX FSM, page EF & EC-14
- Recent Reads: 240SX FSM (frequent re-read)
Travel
- Places I love: Jalalabad, Afghanistan
- Places I've been: Jalalabad, Jabal al Burj, Al Kufrah, Basrah, Helmand Province
- Places to see before I die: Anywhere there aren't 7.62 rounds flying at me.
- Dream Vacation: Tear up the streets in Jalalabad, then head over to Helmand and cap some insurgent prick in the turban, then fly over to Okinawa for some R&R.
Movies
- Favorite Movies: Pulp Fiction, Red Dawn (WOLVERINES!), Office Space, Blackhawk Down (was alright)
- Favorite Actors: Actors are empty suits, pawns, liberal socialist morons. But Samuel L. Jackson if I had to chose. He's the shit.
- Favorite Directors: I'll watch anything Tarantino makes...except that dumb "double feature" he made not too long ago.
- Favorite Genre: ACTION! sometimes suspense drama, only if it doesn't suck
- Favorite Soundtracks: Sound...track?
- Movie Quotes I say all the time: ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?
- Movies I can watch over and over: See favorite movies
- Actor that would play me in a movie: I'd play myself. I'm THAT self-centered.
Style
- Where I shop: Pawn shop, walmart, thrift store, local dumpsters
- Brands I love: A.S.E. Certified. Only the best mechanics get that.
- I like to wear: Clothes - sometimes
- Can't live without: Blood...?
- Prized Possessions: OMG I have this cute scarf its SOOOOOOOOOOO super cute I would DIEEEE if anyone touched it!!! :|
- Guilty Pleasure: Socks.
Television
- Favorite Shows: HOUSE (!), Scrubs, Seinfeld, anything on the Military channel, Mythbusters, Top Gear
- Favorite Channels: Local Fox station, BBC America (only for TG), Military Channel
- Favorite Reruns: Scrubs, Seinfeld
- Most Addictive Show: HOUSE
- Favorite Late Night Talk Show: They all suck, and so do their agendas.
- Favorite Episode: Too many
- Characters you relate to: Nobody really
- Favorite Theme Song: The 80's ski-movie music on most DSC programs.
- Show I Secretly Watch: Wouldn't be much of a secret if I told ya now would it
- Show I wished wasn't cancelled: They were all cancelled for a reason. Is cancelled even the correct spelling?
Contact Info
- MSN: (notinstalledyet)@hotmail.com
Food
- Favorite Cuisine: TV Dinner
- Favorite Dishes: See above
- Favorite Desserts: Camel cigarettes
- Favorite Drinks: Anything with caffeine, high fructose corn syrup, ethylene glycol, and a little sugar for good measure
- Favorite Junk Foods: Fruits, vegetables.
- Best meal ever: I found a half-eaten slice of pizza on the ground once...
- My Original Recipes: Peanut butter, hot dog, flour tortilla. EPIC WIN.
- Favorite Restaurants: Home
- Foods I hate: Anything that tastes like crap. Also Indian (dot not feather) food.
J3SUS
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- Name: Derrick/Jesus
- Country: United States
- State: Texas
- Birthday: 10/9/1986
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 3/1/2004
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